However, when it comes to a night out there seems to be a scarcity of Asian girls in most Western bars and nightclubs. If, however – for some reason – you really feel the need to pick up an Asian girl (or see an Asian girl that you want to get with) there are some things that may help you along your way. Firstly, before you leave the house, make sure your hair looks great. We love guys with good hair like a university student loves cheap drinks.
Ever wondered why Asian guys always have the coolest hair? It’s because us girls made it that way. Spike it up, or at least make it look like you put a little bit of effort into styling your hair. This way, you make a great impression before you even talk to her. Also, get this into your head before you go out: Asian girls don’t like it when you ask “Hey, so do you eat weird food?” or “Wow, your English is really good!”. You might think you’re being cool and funny, we just think you’re being racist and rude. Force it out of your mind as one of those ‘conversation starters’ and opt instead for something like “So did you move here when you were young?” Believe me, the conversation will take you a lot further this way.
Now, when you actually find the girl, here’s an insider’s tip… we as a race are not the best at handling our alcohol. Every Asian girl Bellingham Pub that you see who has a red face has probably only had 2 or 3 drinks. Because of this, the obvious solution if you actually want to pick up an Asian girl for the night is to buy her drinks, drinks, and more drinks (it’ll only cost you a maximum of $10 before she’s drunk, most likely). Just remember to make them good drinks – in other words, not shot after shot – otherwise you’ll have scored yourself a very drunk Asian girl who’s throwing up in the bathrooms.
A lot of Asian girls can also be very shy (even with a few drinks), and may take some time to be comfortable around you. This isn’t a stereotype, it’s just a general observation I’ve made over the years. The best way to make her feel comfortable around you is to talk to her and make her realise that you’re not a creepy stranger her parents told her to stay away from. This goes for all girls, but is especially true if you’re trying to pick up an Asian. Lastly and most importantly: it’s probably better to go to a club where there are actually plenty of Asian girls to increase your chances. Think ofΒ nightclubsΒ with names such as ‘Bamboo’ or ‘Shanghai Nights’… that’s probably where we’re hiding. Don’t worry about not having music to dance to: most Asian bars and nightclubs play plenty of hip hop and RnB, but if you’re looking for techno then you’ll most likely have to go elsewhere.
